Girls Gone Wild

I'm not a prude. But some things can still surprise me. The other day I was walking home from a lunch date when I noticed something strange happening at the intersection of Church and 16th Streets. A young boy, under his mother's watchful eye, was urinating against the glass wall of the MUNI kiosk. After walking down 16th Street for one more block, I turned the corner and saw a middle-aged woman squatting on the front steps of the Basilica Parish of Mission Dolores with her pants down around her...